魯山人風
魯山人風 = Rosanjin style (Kitaoji Rosanjin, gourmet)

Haruko takes Katori to Paul's workplace for a surprise visit. Paul is already eating natto before opening time, and Haruko asks how a Brit can eat natto.
まだ開店前だけど 何しに来たの?
We're not open yet. What are you doing here?
はあ?てか あんた 納豆食べれるの? イギリス人なのに?
Huh? Wait, you can eat natto? Even though you're British?
大好物だよ。 もう納豆は いかに糸を出すか。
It's my favorite. With natto, it's all about how stringy you can get it.
魯山人風っていう 食べ方があってね。→
There's a way of eating it called "Rosanjin style."
糸が出るまで練って練って 醤油を2~3滴入れては練り→
You stir and stir until it gets stringy, add two or three drops of soy sauce and stir,
また入れては練り…もうとにかく 糸がグングン伸びるまで→
add more and stir... anyway, until the strings stretch out and out,
練って練って練り続けるのが 最高の食べ方なんよ。
stirring and stirring and stirring is the best way to eat it, you know.
Speaking notes
魯山人風 = Rosanjin style (Kitaoji Rosanjin, gourmet)
練る = to knead, to stir, to work over

Haruko brings up the word "tatami-ka." Paul doesn't know it, and Katori says that is because he doesn't come to school. Haruko then demands to know why he skipped class.
畳化だ。 何それ?
It's "tatamika." -- What's that?
あんたが学校に来ないから わかんないんです。
You wouldn't know because you don't come to school.
なんで来なかったのよ。
Why didn't you come?
だって桃子がさあ。
Because Momoko said....
あんたねえ…恋愛に うつつを抜かす前に→
Listen, you... before you get carried away with romance,
やるべきことがあるでしょうが! この国に何しにきたの?
there are things you should be doing! What did you come to this country for?
Speaking notes
〜べき = something you ought to do
V-stem + に来る (callback)

Paul says that at first he admired Japanese fishermen. Haruko presses him on what the trailing "but" is supposed to mean.
確かに最初は 日本の漁師に憧れてたけど…。
Sure, at first I admired Japanese fishermen, but....
てたけどって何よ!
What do you mean, "but"!
うるさいな~ 彼氏のいない ハルコには分かんないよ。
You're so noisy. You wouldn't understand, Haruko, since you have no boyfriend.
はあ!? とにかく出てって ほら。
What!? -- Anyway, get out, come on.
何よ! 開店なんだから出てって。 はい バイバーイ。
What's that supposed to mean! -- We're opening, so get out. Okay, bye-bye.
Speaking notes
〜てたけど… = I used to ... but (trailing off)
彼氏 = boyfriend

Pushed out of the shop, Haruko spots Paul and Momoko kissing on the street. Paul says Haruko has the wrong idea, because Momoko is a "Yamato Nadeshiko."
見てもうた~。
I saw it!
ハルコの勘違いだよ。桃子は ヤマトナデコシなんだから。
You've got the wrong idea, Haruko. Momoko is a Yamato "Nadeko-shi", after all.
ナデシコです。
It's "Nadeshiko."
っていうか だって路上で キスしてたのよ。
Anyway, you were kissing in the street!
フフフ…彼女はね 今 欧米文化を勉強中なの。
Heh heh heh... she's studying Western culture right now.
キスは挨拶でしょ? しかも その後 タクシーで どっか行っちゃったよ。
A kiss is a greeting, right? And after that she even went off somewhere in a taxi.
女性を家まで送るのも 欧米じゃ常識。
Seeing a woman home is common sense in the West, too.
Speaking notes
〜てもうた = 〜てしまった (Kansai dialect)
Cultural difference: a kiss as a greeting

Paul tells Haruko to stay out of their business, and Haruko retorts that it is because he doesn't come to school.
俺達のことは ほっといてくれよ。
Just leave us alone.
はあ?あんたが学校に 来ないからでしょ!
Huh? That's because you don't come to school!
宿題は出しに来たでしょ。ホラ!
But I came to hand in my homework. Here!
ありゃもう…勘違いっていうか ただのバカね。
That's... not so much a wrong idea as plain stupidity.
どうするんですか?
What will you do?
もう こうなったら あの作戦しかないわね。
Now that it's come to this, there's only that plan.
作戦?
A plan?
Speaking notes
ほっといてくれ = leave me alone
こうなったら = now that it has come to this

Haruko brings Paul to a shop and says she will prove how much Momoko likes him. Katori says Haruko dragged her along.
なんなんだよ。ハルコ~。 カトリーヌ先生まで。
What's going on, Haruko? Even Ms. Catherine....
私はハルコ先生に 無理矢理。
I was forced into it by Ms. Haruko.
ホラ桃子も もう来てるし。
Look, Momoko's already here.
いい?桃子が あんたのことを→
Listen, okay? How much Momoko likes you,
どれだけ好きか 証明してあげるから。
I'll prove it to you.
なんで呼び捨てなんだよ。 何が起こるか→
Why are you calling her by her first name? -- What's going to happen...
いいから見てなさい。 何が?
Never mind, just watch. -- Watch what?
Speaking notes
〜てあげる = I'll do it for you (favor)
呼び捨て = addressing someone without an honorific

Haruko and Katori hide in a corner and watch Momoko being approached by several male classmates. The first is Bob, and Paul is bothered.
私は とめたんですよ。 ん?
I did try to stop her, you know. -- Hm?
あれ?ボブじゃん。
Huh? That's Bob.
何カッコつけてんの。あいつ。 し~!いいから見てなさい。
What's that guy acting so cool for? -- Shh! Just watch.
きたきた…。 積極的。
Here it comes.... She's so forward.
ずいぶんと楽しそうじゃない。 彼女。
She seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit, your girlfriend.
え?ああ…彼女は誰とでも コミュニケーションを取れる人だからね。
Huh? Oh... she's someone who can communicate with anyone.
誰とでもねえ~まあ 確かに そうみたいだけど。
With anyone, huh? Well, it certainly seems that way.
Speaking notes
誰とでも = with anyone
積極的 = proactive, assertive

Next Luca and Jack show up, and each time Momoko acts very friendly. Paul wonders why they are all here.
じゃあ 次は どうかな? ん?
Well then, how about the next one? -- Hm?
今度はルカくん。 なんで いるんだよ?
This time it's Luca. -- Why is he here?
積極的だわ…。 あれぐらいのスキンシップは 欧米じゃ普通だよ。
So forward.... -- That much physical contact is normal in the West.
へえ~じゃあ 次は どうかな? え!?
Oh? Then how about the next one? -- What!?
ジャック!?なんで みんな いるんだよ!
Jack!? Why is everyone here!
Speaking notes
スキンシップ = physical affection (Japanese-made English)
Haruko's step-by-step pressure

Momoko is surrounded by a whole class of foreign men, and Paul realizes it was Haruko's arrangement. In front of everyone, Haruko says they all came to help him come to his senses.
みんな あんたのために 協力してくれてんのよ!
Everyone is helping you out for your sake!
あんたの目を 覚まさせるためにね! は?
To wake you up! -- What?
あの子は あんたが好きなんじゃ なくて 外国人が好きなのよ。
That girl doesn't like you, she likes foreigners.
彼女は そんな子じゃないって!
She's not that kind of girl!
いい加減 目を覚ましなさいよ! 全部 見たでしょ!?
Wake up already! You saw everything, didn't you!?
だけど…別に何もしてないし。
But... she hasn't really done anything.
あっどっか行こうとしてますよ。→
Ah, it looks like she's heading off somewhere.
逆お持ち帰り?
A reverse "take-out"?
Speaking notes
目を覚まさせる = to make (someone) wake up
お持ち帰り = taking (someone/something) home

Momoko sees Paul and is not flustered at all. She tells him not to mind and says they should go, then explains why Paul puts her off.
あれ?ポール。 桃子!
Huh? Paul. -- Momoko!
あらポール。気にしないで。行きましょう。
Oh, Paul. Don't mind us. Let's go.
一体なぜなんだ!? 僕というものがありながら。
Why on earth!? When you have me!
あら…この人は素敵な人よ。 あなたと違って。
Oh... this man is wonderful. Unlike you.
だって あなた…おソバは 音たてて すするし→
Because you... you slurp your soba noodles noisily,
電話しながら ペコペコ頭下げるし。
and you bow your head over and over while you're on the phone.
Speaking notes
〜というものがありながら = even though you have ...
すする / ペコペコ = slurping / bowing repeatedly

Momoko lists several things about Paul she can't stand, such as the way even his way of eating fish is beautiful. Paul asks if that isn't a good thing.
それに魚の食べ方だって ものすごくキレイじゃない。
Besides, the way you eat fish is incredibly neat.
それは いいことじゃ?
Isn't that a good thing?
そういう日本的なとこは 嫌なのよ 外国人なのに!
I hate that kind of Japanese side, when you're a foreigner!
何より嫌だったのが あなたが納豆好きだったことよ!
What I hated most was that you like natto!
しかも納豆の温度が どうとか 魯山人がどうとか→
And on top of that, you go on about the temperature of natto and about Rosanjin,
挙句の果てに 納豆は 糸を食べるって!?
and in the end you say natto is something you eat for the strings!?
あなたホントに外国人!?
Are you really a foreigner!?
Speaking notes
〜なのに = even though (you are) ...
挙句の果てに = in the end, to top it all off

Paul asks Momoko whether she went out with him only because he is a foreigner. Haruko reminds him that he was happy to be dating a "Yamato Nadeshiko."
じゃ…君が僕と付き合ってたのは 僕がただ外国人だったからなのか。
So... you were going out with me just because I'm a foreigner?
あんただってヤマトナデシコと 付き合ってるって→
You were happy too, weren't you, going out with a "Yamato Nadeshiko"?
喜んでたでしょ。同じじゃない。
It's the same thing.
さ いきましょ。
Come on, let's go.
Speaking notes
ただ〜だから = just because ...
同じ = the same

As Momoko is about to leave, the men stop her and each says what makes him "least like a foreigner". Jack says, for example, that his shoulders are stiff and he can't do without medicated patches.
残念ながら 最近 私も肩こりが ひどくて→
I'm afraid that lately my shoulders have been terribly stiff too,
シップが手放せないんですが それでもいいですか?
and I can't do without medicated patches. Is that all right with you?
え? 俺もハンバーガーより おにぎりの方が好きなんだな。
Huh? -- I like rice balls better than hamburgers, too.
僕アニメオタクなんですけど。
I'm an anime geek, you know.
何よ それ。だったら まるでポールと同じじゃない。
What is this? In that case, they're exactly like Paul.
そうよ!
That's right!
みんな ご苦労様。もういいわよ。
Thanks for your trouble, everyone. That's enough now.
Speaking notes
手放せない = can't do without
ご苦労様 = thank you for your trouble (superior to subordinate)

Momoko realizes she has been set up and confronts Haruko. Haruko says she is a Japanese-language school teacher, and the students say they are her students.
なんなのよ これ。 誰なの?あんた!
What is this? Who are you!
日本語学校の教師です。 生徒です。
I'm a teacher at a Japanese language school. -- We're students.
あんたたち みんなグルだったの!? バカにしないでよ!
You were all in on this together!? Don't make a fool of me!
バカにされる方が 悪いんじゃないの? はあ!?
Isn't it the fault of the person who gets made a fool of? -- What!?
雰囲気だけで外国人が 好きだなんて→
Saying you like foreigners just for the atmosphere,
あんたみたいな女がいるからね 日本の女がバカにされんのよ!
it's because of women like you that Japanese women get looked down on!
ハルコ先生。
Ms. Haruko.
いい?ポールにはね ちゃんとした夢があんの。
Listen, okay? Paul has a real dream.
漁師でしょ?イギリス人のくせに 日本で漁師?フフフ。
A fisherman, right? A fisherman in Japan, even though he's British? Hee hee hee.
Speaking notes
グル = an accomplice, in cahoots
〜方が悪い = the ... side is at fault

Momoko laughs at Paul, a Briton, wanting to be a fisherman. Haruko can't hold back and tells her not to mock other people's dreams.
人の夢を笑うな!
Don't laugh at other people's dreams!
ポールはね 夢を持って 必死で日本のことを 学んでんの。
Paul has a dream, and he's desperately studying about Japan.
積極的に この国に なじもうとしてんの。
He's actively trying to fit in to this country.
あんたみたいなね 人を見た目で 判断するような女に→
A woman like you, who judges people by their looks,
ポールの良さなんて 分かんないわよ!
can't understand Paul's good points!
シャルウィーダンス。
Shall we dance.
ああ~ああ…。
Ahh....
これで分かったでしょ!?ポール。
Now you get it, right!? Paul.
Speaking notes
なじむ = to blend in, to get used to
V (dictionary form) + な = prohibition

In the staff room, the teachers talk about Paul being absent again today, and Katori feels that what they did last time went too far.
ポール 今日も 休みだったんだって?
Paul was off again today, I hear?
やっぱり昨日のが やりすぎだったんですよ。
I knew it, what we did yesterday was too much.
ん~! 赤信号で止まってりゃ 良かったのに→
Hmm! If you'd just stopped at the red light,
お前が突っ走るから 大事故だな!
but you rushed through it, and now it's a major accident!
ちゃんと浮かれ気分からは 脱出させてやったわよ!
I got him properly out of his giddy mood!
その結果 来ねえじゃねえか! 来るわよ!きっと!
And what's the result? He hasn't come! -- He will! I'm sure!
失礼します。
Excuse me.
あ! ほ~ら 来たじゃない。
Ah! -- See, he came, didn't he.
Speaking notes
〜てりゃ = 〜ていれば (colloquial)
突っ走る = to dash ahead recklessly

Paul comes in and tells Haruko he is going back to England. Haruko asks why.
ハルコ…俺…イギリスに 帰ります。
Haruko... I'm going back to England.
はぁ!?どうしてよ!
What!? Why!
イギリスに帰ったら もしかしたら→
If I go back to England, maybe
桃子も もう一度 振り向いて くれるかもしれないから。
Momoko might turn around and look at me again.
ま~だ言ってんの!?
You're still saying that!?
あんた 自分の夢と あんな女と どっちが大事なのよ!
Which matters more to you, your dream or a woman like that!
ってか…あんた フラれたんだよ。
I mean... you got dumped, you know.
それは言いすぎですよ。
That's going too far.
あれ?昔 夢を追いかけて 大切な人に 逃げられた人がいたような…。
Huh? I seem to remember someone who chased a dream and was left by the person he cared about....
なんだよ! すいません。
What is that supposed to mean! -- Sorry.
Speaking notes
振り向いてくれる = (she) might turn to look at me
フラれた = got dumped

Takasu keeps Paul behind and tells him that giving up a dream is probably easier and more comfortable, then speaks about his own past.
ポール ひと言だけ 言っておいてやる。
Paul, I'll tell you just one thing.
たぶん夢を捨てた方が 簡単だし 楽だぞ。
Probably, giving up your dream is simpler and easier.
簡単に捨てられるような 夢ならな。
If it's the kind of dream you can give up easily, that is.
俺は夢をとって 多くのものを失った。
I chose my dream, and I lost a lot.
なんでそんなこと言うの。 ただし!
Why are you telling me this? -- However!
得たものも たくさんあった。
I gained a lot, too.
ポールさん?
Paul?
よかったんですか? 言っちゃって。
Was it all right? Saying that.
Speaking notes
〜ておいてやる = I'll tell you this much in advance
夢をとる = to choose one's dream

Haruko tells Takasu she heard every word he just said, and then she names her condition.
おめ~が ふったんじゃね~かよ!
You're the one who dumped someone, aren't you!
聞いちゃったわよ~。 この耳で しっかりとね。
I heard it, you know. With these very ears, loud and clear.
さてさて…発言したことには きちんと責任とってもらわないと。
Now, now... you'll have to take proper responsibility for what you said.
ちょっと手伝ってくんない? いやいや…。
Could you give me a hand? -- No, no....
「お手伝い願えませんか? 鷹栖先生」でしょうが~!
It should be "Could I trouble you for your help, Mr. Takasu?"!
Speaking notes
〜てもらわないと = I need you to ...
お〜願えませんか = would you be so kind as to ...

Haruko dresses Paul up in a fisherman's outfit. Paul is bewildered.
ポール。
Paul.
今度は何しにきたんですか?
What have you come for this time?
はい。
Here.
モテたいんでしょ。
You want to be popular, don't you?
ちょっと…何だよ。この格好。
Hey... what's this? This outfit.
漁師スタイルよ。
It's fisherman style.
こんなんじゃ働けないよ。
I can't work like this.
Speaking notes
〜たいんでしょ = you want to ..., right?
格好 = appearance, getup

Paul stands in the shop in his fisherman outfit and attracts a group of middle-aged Japanese men. Takasu and his horse-racing friends come to support him.
あっポール。 え?何その格好。
Oh, Paul. -- Huh? What's with that outfit?
ホラ…なんか引いてるじゃないか。
Look... isn't someone put off by it?
狙い通り! え?
Just as I planned! -- Huh?
狙い通り! え?
Just as I planned! -- Huh?
いよ~!
Hey there!
鷹栖先生!? 客 連れてきてやったぞ。
Mr. Takasu!? -- I brought you some customers.
え~わたくしの競馬仲間と 師匠でございます。
Ahem, these are my horse-racing buddies and my master.
いらっしゃいませ~。
Welcome~!
Speaking notes
引く = to be put off, to recoil
〜てやった = I did it for you (a favor)

As the customers come in, Paul serves them an "otoshi" appetizer: natto. The middle-aged men comment as they eat.
こちらは お通しで~す。 お~。
Here's your otoshi~. -- Oh~.
お?納豆かい? この店 こんなメニューあんだ。
Oh? Natto? This place has stuff like this on the menu?
いやいや これは ただ僕が好きなもんで。
No, no, this is just because I like it.
スタンディングバーって 要するに立ち飲み屋だな。
A "standing bar" is basically a stand-up drinking place, right?
ね…帰ろう。 ん。
Hey... let's go home. -- Mm.
じゃあ ポール。
Well then, Paul.
あっちょっと…! い~の!
Ah, wait a moment...! -- It's all right!
今まで みたいに 上っ面だけで 受け入れられててもダメよ。
If you're only accepted on the surface like before, it's not good enough.
これからは あんた自身の人柄を 出していかないと。
From now on, you have to show your own personality.
Speaking notes
お通し = a small appetizer served at a bar
上っ面 = surface, superficial

The customers gather around Paul's natto and argue that it needs more stirring to get proper strings.
ちょちょちょちょっと ダメだよ~。
Hey, hey, hey, wait, that won't do~.
もっと混ぜないとさ~ 糸っちゅ~もんが。
You've got to stir it more~, this "strings" business.
わかってねえな。兄ちゃん。
You don't get it, kid.
こういうのはパッと食わないと 風味ってもんがな。
This stuff you have to eat in one go, or the flavor is...
完全に なじんじゃってるじゃん。
He's totally blended right in.
Speaking notes
〜っちゅう = 〜という (dialect)
なじむ + ちゃってる

Another customer walks into the shop: the proprietress of the "Snack Midori" that Haruko mentioned in class.
お邪魔しま~す!
Excuse me~!
お?お嬢さんが来たぞ。 もう1人 いるよっ。
Oh? A young lady has arrived. And there's one more!
どうも~ミドリで~す。
Hello~, I'm Midori~.
わんばんこ。
Wanbanko.
わんばんこ~!
Wanbanko~!
もしかしてミドリのママ!?
Could that be Midori's madam!?
こちらは お嬢さんでは ないような?
This one doesn't seem to be a "young lady," does she?
ひ~ど~い~! 永遠のハタチよ~!
How rude~! I'm forever twenty~!
Speaking notes
わんばんこ = こんばんは (playful)
お嬢さん = young lady

As Takasu leaves with the customers, he presses a coupon on Paul and tells him to come again.
じゃ帰るわ。 え?もう帰るの?
Well, I'm heading home. -- What? You're leaving already?
はい。 確か こいつを使えたよな。
Yes. I'm pretty sure you can use this.
とっとけ。 あ あの~→
Hang on to it. -- Um...
こんなクーポン うちのお店ないんですけど。
We don't have a coupon like this at our shop.
あいつ…だましやがったな!
That guy... he tricked me!
うわあ! あんた…いい男ね。
Wow! -- You... you're a good-looking man.
いいえ…。 一緒に飲みましょう。
No... -- Let's drink together.
はい…はい!
Yes... yes!
いよ!色男!
Hey there! Ladies' man!
楽しそうじゃん。
He looks like he's having fun.
Speaking notes
とっとけ = 取っておけ (keep it)
〜やがる = (resentful) he had the nerve to ...

Paul thanks Haruko and says he got something out of it too. Haruko smiles and tells him to be himself. The middle-aged men nearby tease them.
ありがとうございました。先生。
Thank you very much, teacher.
俺 得たもん あったよ。
I got something out of it, too.
ま~ま~ま! あんたは あんたらしくね!
Now, now, now! Just be yourself!
あれ?この2人は アチチですかな?
Hm? Are these two an item, perhaps?
じゃあ お邪魔虫は ドロンしますか。
Then we third wheels will vanish in a puff.
ハハハ! ちょっとやめてよ~もう~。
Ha ha ha! -- Stop it, you guys, really~.
Speaking notes
〜らしく = in a way that suits (you)
お邪魔虫 = third wheel; ドロン = to vanish

Paul formally says to Haruko that he has thought a lot since then. Haruko thinks he has learned his lesson.
う~昨日はさすがに飲みすぎた~。
Ugh, I really drank too much last night.
ハルコ 俺 あれから すっごく考えたんだけど→
Haruko, I've thought really hard since then.
俺 何も分かってなかった。
I didn't understand anything.
わかったなら いいのよ。
If you understand now, that's fine.
やっぱりハルコ 俺のこと 好きなんだろ?
You really do like me after all, don't you, Haruko?
はあ!? 俺のために あんなに頑張って くれたのも→
What!? -- Working so hard for me like that
全部 俺のことが 好きだったから なんだろ?
was all because you like me, right?
Speaking notes
〜てなかった = I hadn't ...
〜てくれた = (someone) did ... for me

Haruko concludes that Paul understood nothing. Takasu says he is "sujigane-iri" through and through.
ダメだ…こいつ なんも分かってないわ。
No good... this guy doesn't get anything.
こりゃ筋金入りだ。
This one's the real deal, through and through.
ある意味 うらやましいです。
In a way, I envy him.
気持ちは ありがたいんだけど ハルコは ちょっと…。
I appreciate the thought, but, Haruko, you're a bit...
じゃあ。
Well, bye.
はあ!?ちょっ…!
What!? Hey...!
なんで あたしがフラれてる 感じになってんのよ!
Why does it feel like I'm the one who got dumped!
Speaking notes
筋金入り = hardcore, through and through
〜感じになってる = it feels like ...

Takasu teases Haruko for being unpopular, and Shibuya tells her not to be too discouraged. Then the phone rings.
モテないおなごは辛いのお。
A girl who isn't popular has it rough, doesn't she.
ハルコ先生 あまり気を落とさず。
Ms. Haruko, don't let it get you down too much.
落ち込んでないから! (電話のベル)
I'm not down! (phone rings)
はい 光文学院です。
Hello, this is Kobun Gakuin.
はい 少々お待ち下さい。
Yes, one moment, please.
鷹栖先生 お電話です。 誰?
Mr. Takasu, you have a call. -- Who is it?
ミドリさんって方から。
It's from a person named Midori.
大丈夫ですか?顔 真っ青ですよ。
Are you all right? Your face is deathly pale.
へえ~ミドリで 青くなることってあるんだね。
Oh my, so you can turn blue over "Midori" (green), huh.
Speaking notes
真っ青 = deathly pale (from shock or illness)
お電話です = you have a phone call (keigo)