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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 (page 1/2)

This episode collects 57 dialogue scenes: an introductory keigo class, the language used at a restaurant part-time job, how customers and staff speak to each other, and the much-discussed service phrase 「千円からお預かりします」. The main points are 「お+verb+になる」 and 「召し上がる」, and why double honorifics are incorrect.

Language highlights

  • 「お帰りになります」(the basic honorific pattern お+verb+になる)
  • 「召し上がる」(the special honorific verb for eating and drinking)
  • 「千円からお預かりします」(a much-discussed service-industry phrase)
  • 「おっしゃられた」(a double honorific, and why it is incorrect)
  • 「お客様は神様です」("the customer is a god")

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  1. In the staff room: an impossible deadline

    Scene 1 · 0:22

    Expressions: はめられた, 〜なんて, 100パー

  2. Shibuya explains Takasu's real intent

    Scene 2 · 0:19

    Expressions: 発破をかける, やらせるために, 内心期待してると思うんだけど

  3. Haruko trips in the staff room

    Scene 3 · 0:20

    Expressions: あんな汗臭いのの, 痛てっ, 悪い悪い

  4. Takasu mocks Haruko's teaching

    Scene 4 · 0:29

    Expressions: どう転んでも, めでたいやっちゃな, 負け馬/落ちぶれる

  5. "Long shot" Haruko

    Scene 5 · 0:24

    Expressions: 紹介してもらう, 大穴, 後悔させてやっからな

  6. Honorific lesson: o-V ni naru

    Scene 6 · 0:23

    Expressions: お帰りになります, いい?分かった?

  7. Students call out wrong answers

    Scene 7 · 0:28

    Expressions: 動詞だってば, お+noun

  8. Wang knows what "Diana" means

    Scene 8 · 0:26

    Expressions: 詳しいね, 〜という意味だよ, そういうこと

  9. Is 「お食べ下さい」 wrong?

    Scene 9 · 0:37

    Expressions: 召し上がる, お〜ください, まあ よく使うけど

  10. Paul's "Irasshai" and a threat of triple homework

    Scene 10 · 0:19

    Expressions: 桂三枝ですか?, マジでございますか, 先生に対しては

  11. Why did you come to Japan?

    Scene 11 · 0:35

    Expressions: 〜しに来た, お会いしとうございます, 〜ないと〜んだからね

  12. Part-timer keigo at the family restaurant

    Scene 12 · 0:28

    Expressions: バイト敬語, ご存知ないのですか, ってかさ

  13. "Haruko's treat!"

    Scene 13 · 0:13

    Expressions: おごり, おごってくれたら, そうすると

  14. Chanting "Big hole!"

    Scene 14 · 0:27

    Expressions: 大穴=ビッグホール, 知ってて言ってんの?, 手拍子

  15. Part-timer keigo in convenience stores

    Scene 15 · 0:20

    Expressions: 千円からお預かりします, お返しになります, 中途半端な教師

  16. Shibuya's double honorific

    Scene 16 · 0:28

    Expressions: おっしゃられた, 自腹で, 勉強し直せ

  17. At the restaurant: slang from nowhere

    Scene 17 · 0:49

    Expressions: しけてんな, 覚えてくる, うるさいわね

  18. 「〜になります」 taken literally

    Scene 18 · 0:24

    Expressions: 〜になります, お待たせしました, なるのかよ!?

  19. Part-timer keigo: 「大丈夫」 and 「方」

    Scene 19 · 0:21

    Expressions: 大丈夫ですか, ご注文の方は, よろしかったでしょうか

  20. Diana: "Why use wrong keigo?"

    Scene 20 · 0:27

    Expressions: 無理はありません, 学びに来た, デタラメ

  21. The manager explodes

    Scene 21 · 0:20

    Expressions: 偉そうなこと言うんじゃないよ, マニュアル通り

  22. Diana vs. the manager

    Scene 22 · 0:24

    Expressions: なぜ〜ないですか, クレームをつける, 正直

  23. The students stand up for Diana

    Scene 23 · 0:12

    Expressions: 関係ないんじゃない, あっち行ってて, どこ行ったってね

  24. Higuchi blames Haruko for "half-baked Japanese"

    Scene 24 · 0:28

    Expressions: おたく, 〜んじゃないの, 辞めてもらって構わない

  25. Haruko quits on Diana's behalf

    Scene 25 · 0:26

    Expressions: 言われなくったって, 我慢しなくていい, 単に〜だけ

  26. Takasu scolds Haruko

    Scene 26 · 0:25

    Expressions: ろくに知らないくせに, 辞めさせて, 威張るな

  27. Why teachers can't find part-time jobs for students

    Scene 27 · 0:23

    Expressions: 斡旋, 探せばいくらだってある, 〜上に

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In the staff room: an impossible deadline

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 In the staff room: an impossible deadline still

In the staff room, Katori works out for Haruko that getting the whole class through the graduation exam in just three months is impossible. Haruko groans that she has been set up.
  1. 鹿取

    It's impossible. In just three months...

  2. 鹿取

    to get the entire class to pass the graduation exam, of all things.

  3. ハルコ

    I've been set up...

  4. 渋谷

    Good morning!

  5. 渋谷

    What's wrong? Why the funny face?

  6. ハルコ

    Tsk! If I look weird, it's one hundred percent Takasu's fault!

Speaking notes

はめられた

はめる = to trap someone into something

「はめる」 literally means "to fit something into place," and by extension "to set someone up" or "to trick someone into a trap." The passive 「はめられた」 = "I got framed / I got played."
• 「罠にはめる」 = to lure someone into a trap
The drawn-out 「~…」 at the end is a deflated, trailing-off sigh.

〜なんて

〜なんて = (scornful/astonished) of all things...

「合格させるなんて」 = "to think we're supposed to make them pass..." 「なんて」 follows something absurd or hard to believe and expresses "how could that possibly work?"
• 「無理ですよ」 + 「〜なんて」: state the conclusion first, then give the reason, a common inverted order in Japanese.
Note that 「合格させる」 is causative: the teacher has to "make" the students pass, so the responsibility falls on the teacher, not the students, which makes it sound especially heavy.

100パー

パー = colloquial short form of パーセント

「100パー」 is the colloquial clipped form of 「100パーセント」 and is often used to say "a hundred percent sure."
Haruko uses it to accuse Takasu: 「鷹栖のせい」 ("it's Takasu's fault"). 「〜のせい」 shifts the blame onto someone, in contrast to 「〜のおかげ」 ("thanks to..."): both give a cause, one negative, one positive.

Key vocabulary

はめる
to trap or trick someone; to fit in.
合格 ごうかく
to pass (an exam).
〜のせい
to blame (a negative cause); "it's because of..."
変な顔 へんなかお
a strange look on one's face.
パー
colloquial short form of 「パーセント」.

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Shibuya explains Takasu's real intent

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Shibuya explains Takasu's real intent still

Shibuya tells Haruko that Takasu goaded her so that she would take teaching Japanese seriously, and that deep down he has expectations of her. Haruko is only half convinced.
  1. 渋谷

    Oh, well. He lit a fire under you so you'd teach Japanese seriously.

  2. 渋谷

    I think deep down he's expecting something from you. That's what I think, anyway...

  3. ハルコ/渋谷

    From me? — Yeah.

  4. 鹿取/渋谷

    Mr. Shibuya! — ...Good morning.

  5. 鹿取/渋谷

    Good morning. — Good morning, Ms. Catherine.

  6. 鹿取

    It's not Catherine... it's Katori. Ah....

Speaking notes

発破をかける

発破をかける = to fire someone up with harsh words

「発破をかける」 = to encourage or push someone with stern words. 「発破」 originally means blasting explosives, so the literal image is "setting off a charge": blowing someone awake with strong medicine.
• 「社員に発破をかける」 = to give the employees a jolt of motivation

やらせるために

使役:〜させる = to make/let (someone) do

「やらせる」 is the causative form of 「やる」: "to make her do it." Note the nuance: the subject is Takasu and the object is Haruko, so he wants to "make" her work hard rather than "ask" her to.
The causative has two shades:
① coercion (making someone go)
② permission or leaving it to them (letting someone do it)
Here it leans toward "pushing her forward."

内心期待してると思うんだけど

〜と思うんだけど = (softener) I think that...

「〜と思うんだけどな」 = "that's what I think, though..." The sentence-final 「けどな~」 leaves some room: it doesn't state the claim as fact and lets the listener judge.
Shibuya always talks like this, soft and a little ingratiating: 「内心」, then 「思うんだけど」, then 「俺は…」, three layers of cushioning.

Key vocabulary

本気 ほんき
seriousness; for real.
発破 はっぱ
explosive charge for blasting; figuratively, stern encouragement.
内心 ないしん
deep down, in one's heart.
期待 きたい
expectation; to expect.
やらせる
to make or let (someone) do.

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Haruko trips in the staff room

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Haruko trips in the staff room still

Haruko complains to Katori about what anyone could see in a sweaty guy like Takasu. She turns around, trips, and her bag spills everywhere. Takasu is sitting right there reading a racing paper.
  1. ハルコ

    What on earth is good about a sweaty guy like that?

  2. ハルコ

    Hey...

  3. ハルコ

    Whoa!

  4. ハルコ/鷹栖

    Ow... geez. Ugh... — Are you okay?

  5. ハルコ/鷹栖

    Geez... — Sorry, sorry...

  6. ハルコ

    Huh!?

Speaking notes

あんな汗臭いのの

〜の = (omitted noun) the one / the person

The 「の」 in 「汗臭いの」 stands for "sweaty person" and refers to someone without naming them. It is common in speech: 「赤いの」 (the red one), 「ああいうの」 (that kind of thing).
By calling Takasu 「あんな汗臭いの」, Haruko won't even deign to say his name, which carries a belittling contempt.
「どこがいいわけ?」 = "what exactly is good about him?" 「〜わけ」 is a colloquial way of demanding a reason, with a tone of "I can't understand it."

痛てっ

痛い → 痛てっ (masculine/rough)

「痛てっ」 is a clipped, colloquial form of 「痛い」 with a masculine flavor.
Similar clipped exclamations:
• 「あっつ!」 (from 熱い)
• 「いってえ!」 (from 痛い)

悪い悪い

悪い = (casual) sorry

「悪い悪い」 is a casual apology a man makes to someone of equal standing: "my bad, my bad." Literally it means "bad," but by casting himself as the one at fault, he is admitting the mistake.
• 「ごめん」: gentler
• 「悪い」: blunt, with a touch of breezy heartiness
Takasu says 「悪い悪い」 because he doesn't take it very seriously: it is only a token apology.

Key vocabulary

汗臭い あせくさい
smelling of sweat.
痛い いたい
painful; ouch.
悪い わるい
(casual) sorry.
大丈夫 だいじょうぶ
are you okay? / it's all right.
〜わけ
(question) why on earth...?

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Takasu mocks Haruko's teaching

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Takasu mocks Haruko's teaching still

Without looking up from his racing paper, Takasu throws a jab at Haruko. She pretends not to care and repeats that teaching Japanese is only a stepping stone for her.
  1. 鷹栖

    No matter how you fall, you still don't look like a Japanese teacher.

  2. ハルコ

    ...You say that, but you're actually expecting something from me, right?

  3. 鷹栖/ハルコ

    From whom? — From me.

  4. 鷹栖

    What a happy-go-lucky one you are.

  5. 鷹栖

    I haven't sunk so low that I'd put my hopes on a losing horse!

  6. ハルコ

    Hah... Teaching Japanese is just a stepping stone, you know.

  7. 鷹栖/ハルコ

    A stepping stone. — A stepping stone!

Speaking notes

どう転んでも

どう〜ても = no matter how...

「どう転んでも」 = "no matter how you fall (or how things turn out)." 「どう〜ても」 is a concessive pattern with a question word + 「ても」: 「どうやっても」, 「どう考えても」.
Taking advantage of Haruko's tumble, Takasu jokes on the literal meaning: "however you fall, you won't come out looking like a Japanese teacher."
It is a typical Japanese double meaning: on the surface it is about her fall, but in substance it says she isn't up to the job.

めでたいやっちゃな

めでたい = (ironic) naive, simple-minded

「めでたい」 originally means "auspicious, happy," but in speech it is turned around to mock someone who is "too optimistic or naive." 「めでたいやつ」 = a carefree fool.
「やっちゃな」 is the Kansai-dialect version of 「やつだな」: 「やっちゃ」 = 「やつや」, so Takasu's line has a teasing hint of a Kansai accent.
His subtext: think that if you like; I won't stop you.

負け馬/落ちぶれる

負け馬/落ちぶれる = a horse-racing metaphor

「負け馬」 = a horse that is bound to lose. Takasu is reading a racing paper, so he compares Haruko to a horse: he wouldn't put his bet on her.
「落ちぶれる」 = to fall on hard times. 「落ちぶれちゃいない」 = I haven't sunk that low yet.
Note that 「〜ちゃいない」 is the colloquial contraction of 「〜てはいない」: 「は」 is swallowed and becomes 「ちゃ」, which emphasizes the negation.

Key vocabulary

転ぶ ころぶ
to fall, to tumble.
めでたい
(ironic) naive, happy-go-lucky.
負け馬 まけうま
a losing horse (one bound to lose).
落ちぶれる おちぶれる
to fall on hard times.
ステップ
a step; a stepping stone.

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"Long shot" Haruko

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 "Long shot" Haruko still

Haruko says her goal is to get the whole class to graduate and then have the principal introduce her to a high school teaching post. Takasu waves his racing paper and calls her his long shot. Furious, Haruko swears he will regret it.
  1. ハルコ

    Get the whole class to graduate, and have them introduce me to a high school teaching job.

  2. ハルコ/鷹栖

    That's my goal. — If you can pull that off...

  3. 鷹栖/ハルコ

    You're a long shot! — This is what a long shot is, this, this...

  4. ハルコ/鷹栖

    Ugh!! — That you didn't bet on this long shot,

  5. ハルコ

    I'll make you regret it for sure!

  6. 鷹栖/生徒/ハルコ

    What the hell are you doing? — Long-shot Parco! — Huh!?

Speaking notes

紹介してもらう

〜てもらう = (I) get someone to do for me

「紹介してもらう」 = "to have (the principal) introduce me." 【Giving and receiving verbs】
• 〜てくれる: the other person does something for me, on their own initiative
• 〜てあげる: I do something for the other person
• 〜てもらう: I "receive" the other person's doing something for me (the subject is the beneficiary)
By using 「もらう」, Haruko takes the position of the one who benefits and casts the principal as the giver.

大穴

大穴 = (horse racing) a long shot

「大穴(おおあな)」 = in horse racing or gambling, the least favored option, which pays enormous odds if it wins. Categories in horse racing:
• 本命: the favorite
• 対抗: the second pick
• 穴: a long shot
• 大穴: an extreme long shot
When Takasu says 「お前は大穴だ」, it is a jab (your chance of winning is tiny).

後悔させてやっからな

使役+〜てやる+から = I'll make you...

「後悔させてやる」 = "I'll make you regret it." It is built in three layers:
① 後悔する: to regret
② 〜させる: causative, to make (the other person) regret
③ 〜てやる: "I'll do it (defiantly)"
【Giving and receiving verbs】 「やる」 is the rough form of 「あげる」; in a confrontation it carries no sense of a favor, only a determined "I'll show you."
「〜からな」 is a masculine-sounding declaration.

Key vocabulary

大穴 おおあな
(horse racing) a long shot.
賭ける かける
to bet, to wager.
後悔 こうかい
to regret.
紹介 しょうかい
to introduce.
目的 もくてき
goal, purpose.

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Honorific lesson: o-V ni naru

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Honorific lesson: o-V ni naru still

The new lesson is keigo. Haruko writes "お+□+になります" on the board and leads the class in repeating honorific expressions one by one.
  1. ハルコ/生徒たち

    You are going home. — You are going home.

  2. ハルコ/生徒たち

    You are getting on (a vehicle). — You are getting on.

  3. ハルコ

    If you add 「なります」 to a verb like this,

  4. ハルコ/生徒たち

    it becomes honorific language. OK? Got it? — Yes!

  5. ハルコ

    Now then... please try saying it with other verbs.

Speaking notes

お帰りになります

お+V連用形+になる = the basic honorific form

【Keigo, part 1: how to make honorific language】
Japanese honorifics fall into three main types:
• 尊敬語: raises the other person's (or a third party's) actions
• 謙譲語: lowers your own actions
• 丁寧語: です/ます, simple politeness
Haruko is teaching the most general honorific formula: お+verb stem+になる.
• 帰る → お帰りになる
• 乗る → お乗りになる
• 書く → お書きになる
Note that her explanation, "add なります to the verb," is oversimplified: you first add 「お」, take the stem (the ます form minus ます), and then attach 「になる」.

いい?分かった?

いい?分かった? = checking understanding in class

「いい?」 and 「分かった?」 are the teacher's checks after explaining a point. The tone is plain form with rising intonation: friendly, a bit pushy.
Compare:
• 分かりましたか? (polite, with distance)
• 分かった? (familiar, treating students as "one of us")
The students' chorus of 「は~い」 that follows is the standard classroom response in Japan.

Key vocabulary

尊敬語 そんけいご
honorific language (elevating the listener or a third party).
動詞 どうし
verb.
付ける つける
to add, to attach.
お帰りになる おかえりになる
(you) go home (honorific).
お乗りになる おのりになる
(you) ride/board (honorific).

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Students call out wrong answers

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Students call out wrong answers still

Haruko asks the class for another honorific expression and calls on Jack, Elaine and Wang. The students shout out answers, which get wilder and wilder.
  1. ハルコ

    Um... Jack, Elaine, and Wang.

  2. 生徒

    Yes.

  3. ハルコ

    Go ahead!

  4. ハルコ/ボブ

    "Okaasan"!? — That's wrong, man!

  5. ハルコ

    I said a verb! "Okaasan" is a noun, isn't it?

  6. 王

    Ah!

  7. ポール/生徒たち

    I've gotten old! — (Laughter)

  8. ハルコ

    Quiet, please!!

Speaking notes

動詞だってば

〜だってば = I told you it's...!

「〜だってば」 = "I'm telling you it's...!" It is used when the other person hasn't understood and you repeat yourself for emphasis. 「って」 is a quotation and 「ば」 strengthens it, so together they give a slightly impatient repetition.
• 「違うってば!」 = I said that's wrong!
• 「本当だってば!」 = It's true, I tell you!
Note that she ends with 「でしょう」, leaving it to the students to judge whether the answer is right.

お+noun

お+noun = the beautifying お vs. the honorific お

The 「お」 of 「お母さん」 is part of "beautification language," not the 「お+V+になる」 of honorifics. The two 「お」 look the same but function differently:
① お母さん/お水: 「お」 before a noun, which makes the word more refined
② お帰りになる: 「お」 before a verb stem, which forms honorific language
Seeing "お+□+になります" on the board, the students just plugged in a noun that starts with 「お」. This is a typical look-alike mistake for foreign learners.
Haruko immediately points out the difference in part of speech.

Key vocabulary

名詞 めいし
noun.
ちげぇよ
rough form of 「違うよ」 (masculine).
お母さん おかあさん
mother.
静か しずか
quiet.
年を取る としをとる
having gotten old.

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Wang knows what "Diana" means

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Wang knows what "Diana" means still

The class quiets down. Wang, called on by Haruko, says that the name Diana means "goddess of the moon," and the other students tease him.
  1. ハルコ

    Um...

  2. 王

    Diana. It means "goddess of the moon."

  3. ハルコ/生徒

    You know a lot! — Why do you know something like that?

  4. 生徒/王

    Ooh, Mr. Wang. Cool! — Something's fishy. Is there something going on?

  5. 王/生徒

    Cut it out!! — Ahaha... I see, so that's it.

  6. ハルコ

    Well then... let's go with Diana.

  7. ハルコ

    Hmm... the honorific of 「食べる」 is...

Speaking notes

詳しいね

詳しい = well-informed about...

「詳しい」 = to know something in detail (about a field). Common pattern: 「Aに詳しい」.
• 「車に詳しい」 = to know a lot about cars
When Haruko says 「詳しいね~」 here, it is half praise, half teasing.
「知ってんの」 = 「知っているの」, a colloquial contraction.

〜という意味だよ

〜という意味だよ = it means...

「AはBという意味だ」 = "A means B." It is the all-purpose pattern for explaining the meaning of a word.
• 「大穴」はビッグホールという意味じゃない
When learners first meet this pattern, they use it with 「〜ってどういう意味ですか」 ("what does ~ mean?").
Note that Wang ends with 「だよ」, sharing his knowledge in a friendly way.

そういうこと

そういうこと = so that's how it is

「そういうこと」 = "I see," "that's how it is." It is used at the moment when the truth comes out.
In Japanese, 「そういうことか」「そういうことね」「そういうこと!」 are common "I get it" phrases, and the different endings subtly distinguish talking to oneself, checking, and announcing.

Key vocabulary

女神 めがみ
goddess.
詳しい くわしい
detailed; well-informed.
知ってる しってる
colloquial form of 「知っている」.
カッコイイ
cool, stylish.
そういうこと
so that's how it is.

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Is 「お食べ下さい」 wrong?

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Is 「お食べ下さい」 wrong? still

Diana, called on in class, asks Haruko whether 「お食べ下さい」, which she often hears at her restaurant part-time job, is incorrect.
  1. ダイアナ

    Is 「お食べ下さい」 wrong?

  2. ハルコ

    Hmm... Well, it's used a lot, but strictly speaking, it's an incorrect way to say it, I guess.

  3. ハルコ

    You see, with keigo, there are different ways of using it depending on the word.

  4. ハルコ

    「召し上がる」 is...

  5. ハルコ

    「召し上がる」 is the word with the highest level of respect, and

  6. ハルコ

    in the case of the one we just had...

  7. ハルコ

    For example, others include...

Speaking notes

召し上がる

食べる/飲む → honorific 召し上がる

【Keigo, part 2: special honorific verbs】
Not every verb can take 「お+V+になる」. Japanese has a set of verbs that have their own dedicated honorific forms:
• 食べる/飲む → 召し上がる
• 言う → おっしゃる
• する → なさる
• 行く/来る/いる → いらっしゃる
• 見る → ご覧になる
• くれる → くださる
So the honorific of 「食べる」 is not 「お食べになる」 but 「召し上がる」. 「お食べ下さい」 forces the 「お+V+ください」 formula onto 「食べる」; it sounds like keigo but is non-standard. The correct form is 「召し上がってください」.

お〜ください

お+V+ください = please (do)...

「お待ちください」 and 「お入りください」 are standard honorific request forms. Structure: お+verb stem+ください.
It works with most verbs, except:
① verbs that already have their own honorific form (食べる, 言う, 見る, 来る...)
② verbs whose stem is a single syllable (見る → 見, 寝る → 寝 ... these sound unnatural)

まあ よく使うけど

けど = concede first, then qualify

「よく使うけど、正確には間違った言い方かな」 = "it's used a lot, but strictly speaking it's the wrong way to say it." Pattern: 「Fact A だけど、the real point is B」.
• 「かな」 marks a judgment made with some uncertainty: "I think it's..."

Key vocabulary

召し上がる めしあがる
to eat/drink (honorific).
正確 せいかく
correct, accurate.
間違い まちがい
a mistake; wrong.
敬意 けいい
respect.
使い方 つかいかた
usage; way of using.

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Paul's "Irasshai" and a threat of triple homework

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Paul imitates the catchphrase of the comedian Katsura Sanshi. Haruko loses her temper and announces that today's homework will be three times everyone else's, and the students answer back with the keigo they just learned.
  1. ポール

    Irasshaaai!

  2. ジャック/ハルコ

    Are you Katsura Sanshi? — Paul!

  3. ハルコ

    Today... your homework is three times everyone else's, you know.

  4. 生徒/ハルコ

    Seriously!? — Keigo is what we use toward a teacher, isn't it?

  5. 生徒

    Is that for real, madam? (in over-polite speech)

  6. ハルコ/生徒

    Listen... let's actually study properly.

Speaking notes

桂三枝ですか?

桂三枝ですか? = background to the "Irasshai" joke

「いらっしゃ~い!」 is the casual form of the shop greeting 「いらっしゃいませ」. 「いらっしゃる」 is the honorific verb for 来る/行く/いる, and 「いらっしゃい」 is its imperative form, used to welcome people.
Paul drawls out 「いらっしゃ~い」, and Jack jokes back with 「桂三枝ですか?」 ("Are you Katsura Sanshi?").

マジでございますか

マジでございますか = casual マジ + formal ございます

「マジ」 is young people's slang for "for real," while 「ございます」 is an extremely formal polite form. Mixing the two creates an absurd mismatch.
【Keigo supplement】 「ございます」 is the polite/humble form of 「ある」 and also the formal form of 「です」: 「〜でございます」. It is mostly used by shop staff, hotels and customer service, with a solemn tone and a strong sense of distance.
The student's logic is: "toward a teacher we use keigo" = just add 「ございます」 and it counts. He doesn't notice that the 「マジ」 in front is what breaks the effect. Keigo is not about one particular word, but about keeping the style of the whole sentence consistent.

先生に対しては

〜に対して = toward / with regard to

「〜に対して」 = "toward, with regard to, in the case of." It is somewhat more formal than a simple 「に」 and is used when you specify the person or thing an action or attitude is directed at.
「先生に対しては敬語でしょう?」 = "toward a teacher, you use keigo, don't you?"
Haruko uses this pattern to remind the students of the rule that keigo is used toward a teacher.

Key vocabulary

宿題 しゅくだい
homework.
三倍 さんばい
three times as much.
マジ
for real (slang).
ございます
formal form of 「ある」 and 「です」.
〜に対して 〜にたいして
toward, regarding.

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Why did you come to Japan?

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Halfway through the keigo lesson, the students complain it is a hassle. Haruko can't help asking everyone why they came to Japan in the first place, and the answers are all over the place: one says to find ninja, another says to meet the yakuza.
  1. ハルコ

    What did you all come to Japan to do, anyway?

  2. エレーン/ハルコ

    I came to look for ninja! — Ninja!?

  3. マリー

    I wish to have the honor of meeting the yakuza.

  4. ハルコ

    Are you a yakuza?

  5. ルイ/ハルコ

    I came to buy doujinshi. — Are you an otaku?

  6. 生徒

    Keigo is such a hassle~. Let's make Japan switch to English too!

  7. 金麗

    All the kanji countries should switch to Chinese!

  8. ハルコ

    If you don't learn keigo, you can't survive in Japan, you know!

Speaking notes

〜しに来た

〜しに来た = came in order to...

「V stem+に来る/行く」 = to come/go in order to do something. It expresses the purpose of movement:
• 探しに来た: came to look for
• 買いに来た: came to buy
• 会いに行く: go to meet
Haruko's 「何しに」 is a shortening of 「何をしに」: "to do what?"

お会いしとうございます

お会いしとうございます = humble お〜する + ございます + u-onbin

【Keigo, part 3: humble language】
• 「会いたい」 → お会いしたい (humble: lowering your own action)
• add the formal 「ございます」 → お会いしとうございます
Here 「〜しとうございます」 is the u-onbin (sound change) of 「〜したくございます」: adjective stem 「〜く」 + 「ございます」 → 「〜う」 + 「ございます」.
• 「おいしい」 → 「おいしゅうございます」
• 「うれしい」 → 「うれしゅうございます」
This is a very old-fashioned, extremely formal way of speaking. Marie uses it to say she wants to meet the yakuza, creating a huge gap between the politeness and the content. Haruko's retort 「あなたはヤクザですか?」 points exactly at that.

〜ないと〜んだからね

〜ないと…んだからね = if you don't..., you will...

「覚えないと生きていけないんだからね!」 = "if you don't learn it, you won't be able to survive in Japan, you know!"
Structure: 「V+ないと+consequence」 (if you don't... then...) + 「んだから」 (stressing the reason) + 「ね」 (seeking the listener's agreement).

Key vocabulary

忍者 にんじゃ
ninja.
ヤクザ
yakuza, gangster.
同人誌 どうじんし
doujinshi (self-published fan magazine).
オタク
otaku, devoted fan.
面倒くさい めんどうくさい
a hassle, a bother.

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Part-timer keigo at the family restaurant

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Diana suddenly tells Haruko that even Japanese people don't know keigo: at the family restaurant where she works, Japanese customers say 「お食べ下さい」.
  1. ダイアナ/ハルコ

    Japanese people also don't know keigo. — Huh!?

  2. ダイアナ

    At the family restaurant where I work part-time,

  3. ダイアナ

    Japanese people say 「お食べ下さい」.

  4. 金麗/ハルコ

    Ah. Isn't that "part-timer keigo"? — Part-timer keigo!?

  5. 金麗

    You don't know it?

  6. ハルコ/金麗

    Oh... ah. That. — What is that?

  7. ハルコ

    Well, I mean, if you want to know that,

  8. ハルコ

    wouldn't it be better to go to a family restaurant? Right! That would be faster.

Speaking notes

バイト敬語

バイト敬語 = part-timer keigo (manual keigo)

「バイト敬語」 = the plausible-sounding but incorrect keigo used by part-timers and shop staff who follow a manual. It is also called 「マニュアル敬語」. Its feature: very polite in form, but wrong in grammar. Typical examples:
• 〜になります (「こちら〜になります」)
• 〜のほう (「お会計のほう」)
• 〜からお預かりします (「千円からお預かりします」)
• 〜でよろしかったでしょうか (confirming with the past tense)

ご存知ないのですか

ご存知 = honorific of 知っている

【Keigo 4】 「ご存知(ごぞんじ)」 is the honorific form of 「知っている」.
• 知っていますか → ご存知ですか
• 知らない → ご存知ない
When Jin Li says 「ご存知ないのですか?」 to Haruko, grammatically it is honorific, but in tone she is challenging her teacher: you don't know?
It is a classic case of using keigo as a weapon: sarcasm hidden inside a polite shell.

ってかさ

ってかさ = by the way / I mean (changing the subject)

「ってかさ」 = 「というかさ」, used to change the topic or to correct what was said before. It is a young person's conversational opener:
• 「ってか、今何時?」 = By the way, what time is it?
Here Haruko uses 「ってかさ」 to steer the topic toward "let's go check out a restaurant".
「〜た方がよくない?」 = "wouldn't it be better to...?" Proposing something with a negative question is a softened suggestion.

Key vocabulary

ファミレス
family restaurant (ファミリーレストラン).
バイト
part-time job (アルバイト).
ご存知 ごぞんじ
to know (honorific).
お食べ下さい おたべください
(non-standard) please eat.
早い はやい
fast, early.

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"Haruko's treat!"

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Haruko only says she might go to a restaurant to check, and the students seize on it and cheer that Haruko is paying. Haruko hurriedly asks who said anything about treating them.
  1. 生徒たち/ボブ

    All right! Haruko's treat!!

  2. ハルコ

    Wh-what... who said I'd treat you?

  3. 生徒

    We're going to graduate, you know.

  4. 生徒/ハルコ

    If that happens, Haruko becomes the long shot, right? — Huh!?

  5. 生徒

    If you treat us, we'll study, right?

Speaking notes

おごり

おごり = treat (おごる)

「おごる」 = to treat someone, paying so that others can eat. The noun form 「おごり」 = someone's treat. 「ハルコのおごり」 = Haruko's treat.
• 割り勘: splitting the bill
• 奢り: one person pays
Haruko never offered; the students decided on their own that it is a treat. In Japanese, this tactic of stating something as if it were already settled is common among people who are close.

おごってくれたら

〜てくれたら = if you would (do it for us)

【Giving and receiving verbs】 「おごってくれたら」 = if you (would) treat us. With 「くれる」, the speaker is on the receiving end: we are the ones who get the benefit.
• おごってもらえたら: if (I) could be treated
• おごってくれたら: if you'd be willing to treat us, so the initiative lies with the other person

そうすると

そうすると = in that case

「そうすると」 = if it goes like that / in that case. It is a conjunction that introduces an inferred result.
「大穴になるんだろ?」 = "you'd become the long shot, wouldn't you?"

Key vocabulary

おごる
to treat someone.
卒業 そつぎょう
to graduate.
勉強 べんきょう
to study.
そうすると
in that case.
〜よな
right? (masculine casual).

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Chanting "Big hole!"

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The students chant 「大穴!」 in unison. Flustered, Haruko asks whether they even know what 「大穴」 means.
  1. 生徒たち

    Ooana! Ooana! — (Clapping)

  2. 生徒たち

    Ooana! Ooana! — (Clapping)

  3. ハルコ

    Wait, wait... Quiet!

  4. ハルコ

    You guys... do you even know what 「大穴」 means when you say that?

  5. 生徒たち

    Big hole! Big hole!

  6. ポール/生徒たち

    Everybody! — Big hole! Big hole!

  7. 生徒たち

    Big hole! Big hole!

  8. ハルコ

    These guys...

Speaking notes

大穴=ビッグホール

大穴=ビッグホール = the joke of the literal translation

Take 「大穴」 apart: 「大」 = big, 「穴」 = hole. The foreign students read the kanji literally and get 「ビッグホール」, so they shout it with full confidence.
This is a typical learner's "guessing the meaning from the characters": the correct meaning is the horse-racing "long shot," while the literal meaning is "big hole."

知ってて言ってんの?

〜てて = 〜ていて/言ってんの

「知ってて言ってんの?」 = 「知っていて言っているの?」. There are two colloquial contractions:
• 知っていて → 知ってて
• 言っているの → 言ってんの
The meaning is "do you say it knowing what it means?".

手拍子

手拍子 = rhythmic clapping

「手拍子」 = clapping along to a rhythm. The (手拍子) in the subtitles is a sound cue showing that the students are keeping the beat while they shout, like fans cheering a team.
Note: 「拍手」 (はくしゅ) is applause, while 「手拍子」 (てびょうし) is clapping out a beat.

Key vocabulary

手拍子 てびょうし
rhythmic clapping.
あんたら
rough form of 「あなたたち」.
こいつら
these guys.
ビッグホール
big hole.
言葉 ことば
word, words.

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Part-timer keigo in convenience stores

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Shibuya and Katori talk with Haruko about "part-timer keigo." Katori gives examples often heard at convenience stores and family restaurants, such as 「千円から」.
  1. ハルコ/渋谷

    Part-timer keigo? — Yeah... do you know it?

  2. 鹿取

    It's that, isn't it? At convenience stores and family restaurants,

  3. 鹿取

    things like 「千円からお預かりします」 and 「レシートのお返しになります」.

  4. ハルコ

    Huh? Is that wrong?

  5. 鷹栖

    I've never seen such a half-baked teacher as you.

Speaking notes

千円からお預かりします

千円からお預かりします = (incorrect) "from 1,000 yen"

「千円からお預かりします」 is one of the most famous examples of 「バイト敬語」.
• Correct: 「千円お預かりします」 (I'll take 1,000 yen from you)
• Incorrect: 「千円から」: 「から」 means "from," so it can sound like "I'm taking part of it out of the 1,000 yen."
【Keigo supplement】 「お預かりする」 itself is humble language (お+V+する) and perfectly fine; the problem is only the extra 「から」.

お返しになります

〜になります = (mistaken) used to mean "is"

「レシートのお返しになります」 = "this is your receipt (returned)." The mistake is in 「なる」:
• 〜になる = to become... (change)
• 〜です = to be... (judgment)
The receipt doesn't "become" anything at the moment it is handed over, so using 「なる」 mistakes "is" for "become." The correct forms are 「レシートのお返しです」 or 「こちらがレシートです」.

中途半端な教師

中途半端 = half-baked, incomplete

「中途半端」 = neither one thing nor the other, not thorough. Takasu's line is both a jab and an assessment.
「お前みたいな〜初めてだよ」 = "I've never seen one like you" is a half-mocking, half-admiring pattern, and the judgment is often left unsaid.

Key vocabulary

お預かりする おあずかりする
to take in, to keep (humble).
お返し おかえし
change; returning.
レシート
receipt.
中途半端 ちゅうとはんぱ
half-baked, incomplete.
コンビニ
convenience store.

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Shibuya's double honorific

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日本人の知らない日本語 Episode 2 Shibuya's double honorific still

Takasu teases that Haruko will treat the students to a meal. Shibuya tries to cover for her and casually says a flawed double honorific, which Katori promptly corrects.
  1. 渋谷

    No, no, no... despite how she looks, Ms. Haruko is quite passionate, you know.

  2. 鷹栖

    Hey, you're doing it today too, right? Paying for the students' meal out of your own pocket?

  3. ハルコ

    A meal?

  4. 渋谷

    Well... communication? Right! Communication is important

  5. 渋谷

    the principal often said so, too, didn't he.

  6. 鷹栖/渋谷

    Idiot! You go study it again, too. — Huh?

  7. 鹿取

    「おっしゃる」 is honorific. 「られる」 is also an honorific form,

  8. 鹿取

    so it becomes a double honorific. Just 「おっしゃった」 is fine.

Speaking notes

おっしゃられた

おっしゃられた = おっしゃる + られる = (incorrect) double honorific

【Keigo, part 5: double honorifics】
「おっしゃる」 is already the honorific of 「言う」. Adding the honorific auxiliary 「れる/られる」 produces 「おっしゃられる」 = honorifics stacked twice, called 二重敬語 (double keigo) and generally regarded as non-standard.
• ✖ おっしゃられた/ご覧になられた/召し上がられた
• ◯ おっしゃった/ご覧になった/召し上がった
Rule of thumb: if a verb already has its own honorific form (おっしゃる, いらっしゃる, 召し上がる), don't add 「れる/られる」 on top.

自腹で

自腹で = out of one's own pocket

「自腹(じばら)を切る」 = to pay out of your own pocket (for something that someone else or an organization should have paid for).
• 「ご馳走する」 = to treat someone to a meal
Note that he says 「ご馳走すんだよな?」 (contracted from 「ご馳走するんだよな」), a masculine confirming question that already carries the prejudgment "you're bound to pay, right?"

勉強し直せ

V+直す = do over / again

「勉強し直す」 = to study again from scratch. 「直す」 after a verb stem means "redo after correcting": 「やり直す」, 「書き直す」.
Katori, meanwhile, uses the gentle correction pattern 「単に〜で良いんですよ」, which gives the other person both the "rule" and the speaker's goodwill at once.

Key vocabulary

二重敬語 にじゅうけいご
double honorific (stacking keigo).
おっしゃる
honorific of 「言う」.
自腹 じばら
out of one's own pocket.
ご馳走 ごちそう
(to treat to) a meal, a feast.
単に たんに
merely, simply.

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At the restaurant: slang from nowhere

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At the restaurant, the students chat as they eat, using plenty of new words Haruko has never heard. Haruko eats and keeps asking where they learned them.
  1. 生徒/ハルコ

    What a cheap spread~. — Oh... !

  2. ハルコ

    Shut up... and anyway, where do you learn those words?

  3. 生徒

    Ah, Diana!

  4. 生徒

    Moe...

  5. 生徒

    I'm already full.

  6. ハルコ/生徒

    Then you're not eating anymore? — I'll eat.

Speaking notes

しけてんな

しけてる = shabby, stingy, dull

「しけてる」 = lame, shabby, stingy. It is also used to mean "times are bad / not lavish."
Looking at the table, the student says 「しけてんな~」, which actually means "the meal Haruko is paying for isn't generous enough."
Haruko's reaction: 「どっから覚えてくんのよ、その言葉?」 = "where do you pick up words like that?"

覚えてくる

V+てくる = do and bring back

「覚えてくる」 = to learn (somewhere else) and come with it. 「〜てくる」 shows "an action is completed and one comes with the result":
• 「宿題をやってくる」 = do the homework and bring it
• 「覚えてくる」 = learn the word and bring it back

うるさいわね

〜わね = feminine soft assertion

「うるさいわね」 = "you're so noisy." 「〜わね」 is feminine speech: 「わ」 softens the tone and 「ね」 seeks agreement.
• Masculine: 「うるさいな」
• Feminine: 「うるさいわね」

Key vocabulary

しける
(slang) lame, stingy.
覚える おぼえる
to memorize, to learn.
お腹いっぱい おなかいっぱい
full (from eating).
うるさい
noisy, annoying.
ってか
by the way, anyway (colloquial).

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「〜になります」 taken literally

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Higuchi brings the dishes to the table and uses the typical part-timer keigo 「〜になります」. The students question its literal meaning.
  1. 樋口

    Thank you for waiting. This is Sichuan-style mapo tofu-becoming.

  2. ハルコ/生徒

    "Becoming"? So it's not mapo tofu yet? — Huh!?

  3. 店員

    This is an American burger-becoming.

  4. 生徒/ハルコ

    "Becoming"? — Is it going to become one from now!?

  5. ハルコ

    Then what is this right now!?

  6. 生徒

    That's part-timer keigo!

  7. ハルコ

    The correct way is...

Speaking notes

〜になります

〜になります = "become" used for "is"

The 「なる」 in 「こちら麻婆豆腐になります」 is the most classic example of 「バイト敬語」.
• 「なる」 originally means "change": 氷が水になる (ice turns into water)
• 「です/でございます」 is what expresses "identification": これは麻婆豆腐です
Restaurants say "become" in place of "is," which sounds indirect and soft, but in effect weakens "is" into "is about to become."
Correct form: 「こちらが麻婆豆腐でございます」 (polite).

お待たせしました

お待たせしました = humble お〜する

「お待たせしました」 = "sorry to have kept you waiting." Structure: お+待たせ (causative)+しました.
In a restaurant it is a standard, correct humble expression. Compare:
• 待たせた: (plain)
• お待たせしました: (humble + polite)
• お待たせいたしました: (more formal, using 「いたす」)
Note: this phrase is fine by itself; what is wrong is the 「〜になります」 that follows. Whether keigo is right or wrong must be judged element by element, not by vetoing the whole sentence.

なるのかよ!?

〜のかよ = (retort) are you saying...?

「これからなるのかよ!?」 = "so it's going to become one from now!?" 「〜のかよ」 is a masculine retort expressing "what are you talking about?"
The students' jab hits the heart of the problem: "になります" implies a future change, whereas the thing on the plate is already mapo tofu.

Key vocabulary

四川風 しせんふう
Sichuan style.
麻婆豆腐 まーぼーどうふ
mapo tofu.
なる
to become.
正しい ただしい
correct, proper.
こちら
this (polite).

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Part-timer keigo: 「大丈夫」 and 「方」

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Higuchi asks whether the customers are fine on drinks and then confirms the order with 「でよろしかったでしょうか」. The students pick at each phrase.
  1. 店員

    Are you all right on drinks?

  2. ハルコ/生徒

    Are there times when it's not all right? — Is this a swindle!?

  3. 樋口/ハルコ

    A swindle!? — Quiet!

  4. 樋口

    Ah! I'm very sorry about this, really...

  5. 店員

    Was the order side all right with the above?

  6. 生徒

    Is there a side that's not the order?

  7. ハルコ/樋口

    Um, you see... — Ahaha... I'm sorry.

Speaking notes

大丈夫ですか

大丈夫ですか = widened use of 「大丈夫」

「お飲み物は大丈夫ですか?」 is typical 「バイト敬語」: it uses 「大丈夫」 in place of "would you like / is that enough?"
• Original meaning: 「いかがですか」「よろしいですか」
• In everyday speech: 「大丈夫」 has become an all-purpose word: it can mean "no thanks," "yes, fine," or "no problem."
The students' doubt is 「大丈夫じゃない時もあるの?」, because the only meaning of 「大丈夫」 they have learned is "okay."

ご注文の方は

ご注文の方は = the "〜の方" of part-timer keigo

The 「方」 in 「ご注文の方は〜」 is the second type of 「バイト敬語」: "〜のほう."
「方」 has two proper uses:
① comparison: AよりBの方が〜
② direction / vague reference: 東京の方から来ました
The 「ご注文の方」 in the restaurant has neither comparison nor direction; it is just an attempt to make the speech sound "softer." That is why the students ask: 「ご注文じゃない方もあるの?」 — taken literally, 「方」 becomes "the other side."

よろしかったでしょうか

〜でよろしかったでしょうか = (incorrect) past-tense confirmation

「以上でよろしかったでしょうか?」 = a past-tense confirmation, used for "the order we just took." The error is the past tense 「た」:
• Correct: 「以上でよろしいでしょうか?」 (present-tense confirmation)
• Misused: 「よろしかったでしょうか?」 (past tense)
The clerk uses the past tense to mean "is what you ordered just now correct?," but it ends up sounding as if they are asking about something that is already over.
【Keigo supplement】 「よろしい」 = the formal form of 「いい」.

Key vocabulary

大丈夫 だいじょうぶ
fine, no need.
イカサマ
trickery; cheating.
ご注文 ごちゅうもん
an order (honorific).
以上 いじょう
the above.
よろしい
(formal form of 「いい」) acceptable.

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Diana: "Why use wrong keigo?"

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Diana can't help asking Haruko why Japanese people use incorrect keigo when correct keigo exists.
  1. ダイアナ

    Why do Japanese people use wrong keigo?

  2. ハルコ

    Well, why, you ask...

  3. 金麗/ハルコ

    I can't believe it! — Diana!?

  4. ジャック

    It's no wonder she's angry.

  5. ジャック

    After all, we came to learn correct Japanese.

  6. ダイアナ

    I refuse! The Japanese at shops is nonsense!

Speaking notes

無理はありません

〜のも無理はない = it's no wonder that...

「彼女が怒るのも無理はありません」 = "it's only natural that she's angry." Pattern: 「〜のも無理はない」 = understandable, no wonder.
Close equivalents: 「〜のも当然だ」, 「〜のも仕方がない」.
Jack uses the polite 「ありません」 (です/ます style).

学びに来た

V stem+に来た+のですから = because we came to...

「学びに来たのですから」 = "because we came to learn." The word here is 「学ぶ」, not 「勉強する」:
• 学ぶ: written and formal, with the sense of "learning something, taking it in"
• 勉強する: colloquial, focusing on "the process of studying"

デタラメ

デタラメ = nonsense, baseless

「でたらめ」 = groundless, haphazard. It is used for "words that have no credibility" or "slapdash ways of doing things."
Diana says 「お店の日本語デタラメです」, using the usually polite 「です」 ending while the content is extremely strong.

Key vocabulary

無理はない むりはない
understandable, no wonder.
学ぶ まなぶ
to learn, to study.
デタラメ
nonsense, haphazard.
信じられない しんじられない
unbelievable.
怒る おこる
to get angry.

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The manager explodes

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Manager Higuchi hears Diana say to his face that the Japanese at the shop is wrong. He loses his temper and snaps at the foreign part-timer, and at Haruko, who backs her up.
  1. 樋口

    A part-timer shouldn't say such presumptuous things!

  2. ハルコ

    What's going on!?

  3. ダイアナ

    I don't want to speak wrong Japanese!

  4. 樋口

    Do you think that kind of selfishness will fly!?

  5. ジャック

    She just... wanted to use proper keigo.

  6. 樋口

    We are proper! We

  7. 樋口

    do everything by the head office's manual!!

  8. ハルコ

    Manual or not...

Speaking notes

偉そうなこと言うんじゃないよ

偉そうなこと言うんじゃないよ = don't talk so high and mighty

「偉そうなこと」 = things said as if one were important. 【Comparing そう / よう / みたい / らしい】
「〜そうだ」 attaches to the stem of adjectives and shows "looks like..." (an impression from appearance):
• 偉そう = looks important (not necessarily true; negative)
• おいしそう = looks tasty (with anticipation)
• 〜らしい = living up to the name (偉い人らしい = behaving like a big shot, positive)
By saying 「偉そうな」, the manager doesn't mean Diana is actually 偉い, but "you are acting like you're lecturing me."
「〜んじゃないよ」 = a prohibition or scolding: don't...

マニュアル通り

マニュアル通り = exactly by the manual

「マニュアル通り」 = by the book, exactly following the manual. 「〜通り」 after a noun means "as, in accordance with":
• 「予定通り」 = as planned
• 「言われた通り」 = as told
Haruko's 「マニュアルったって…」 is a contraction of 「と言ったって」: even if you say it's the manual.

Key vocabulary

偉そう えらそう
acting high and mighty.
ワガママ
selfishness, willfulness.
通用 つうよう
to be accepted, to hold good.
本社 ほんしゃ
head office.
マニュアル
manual.

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Diana vs. the manager

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Higuchi insists on a uniform service by the manual, while Diana wants staff to speak their own words. Neither will give way.
  1. ダイアナ

    A restaurant is person to person! No manual needed!

  2. ダイアナ

    Why don't you speak your own words?

  3. 樋口

    We do it to make the service uniform!

  4. ダイアナ/樋口

    Japanese people, fools! Fools! — Fools!? You call us fools...

  5. ハルコ

    Wait, wait... Honestly,

  6. ハルコ

    there's a problem with this manual, or rather, you know...

  7. 樋口

    The one with the problem is her! Why do I have to get

  8. 樋口

    a complaint from a part-timer? And a foreigner, at that!

Speaking notes

なぜ〜ないですか

なぜ〜ないですか = a learner's negative question

「なぜ自分の言葉喋らないですか?」 = "why don't you speak your own words?" Grammatically, the correct forms would be 「喋らないんですか」 or 「喋らないのですか」. Diana's 「〜ないですか」 is a common deviation among learners forming negative questions in polite style.
Note that the whole sentence drops the particle 「を」 (自分の言葉を) and also lacks 「の」. Such particle-dropping is common in speech and learner Japanese.

クレームをつける

クレームをつける = to lodge a complaint

The Japanese 「クレーム」 = a customer complaint. Unlike the English word "claim" (to assert), in Japanese it almost always means a negative complaint.
• 「クレームをつける」 = to make a complaint
• 「クレーム対応」 = handling complaints
The manager's 「クレームつけられなきゃいけないんだよ」 uses the passive + 「なきゃいけない」: "why do I have to be complained at?" — the tone of a wronged, offended victim.

正直

正直 = honestly

「正直」 used as an adverb means "honestly, to tell the truth." It is a lead-in for gently introducing an opinion that's not easy to say:
• 「正直、難しいと思います」 = Honestly, I think it's difficult
Haruko is about to say 「このマニュアルに問題がある」 but falters.
「〜っていうか こう…」 is the most typical Japanese way of trailing off: start, correct yourself, give up.

Key vocabulary

統一 とういつ
unification.
正直 しょうじき
honesty; honestly.
クレーム
complaint.
問題 もんだい
problem.
自分の言葉 じぶんのことば
one's own words.

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The students stand up for Diana

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Higuchi's remark about a "foreigner" angers Jin Li. The students in the class stand up one after another to back her, with Haruko caught in the middle.
  1. 金麗

    Being a foreigner has nothing to do with it, does it!

  2. 生徒たち

    That's right! That's right! That's right!

  3. 金麗/ハルコ

    Diana is right. — Wait, wait...

  4. ハルコ

    Everyone, this will only get more troublesome, so go over there...

  5. 樋口

    All over Japan, wherever you go...

Speaking notes

関係ないんじゃない

関係ないんじゃない = it has nothing to do with it, does it?

「関係ないんじゃない!」 = "it's got nothing to do with that, has it!" Jin Li uses an assertive 「〜んじゃない」, nailing down her argument in question form: it is not a question but a declaration.

あっち行ってて

〜ていて = stay (like that) for a while

「あっち行っててよ」 = "go over there and stay there." 「行ってて」 is the contraction of 「行っていて」 and means "please stay in the state of being over there."
Unlike 「行って」 (go), 「行ってて」 emphasizes "stay there and don't move."

どこ行ったってね

〜たって = no matter... (concessive)

「どこ行ったって」 = "no matter where you go." 「〜たって」 is the colloquial form of 「〜ても」 and means "whatever the condition, the result is the same":
• 「何を言ったって無駄だ」 = No matter what you say, it's useless
What the manager means: "all of Japan is full of such manuals; it's the same wherever you go."

Key vocabulary

関係ない かんけいない
unrelated.
正しい ただしい
correct, right.
面倒くさい めんどうくさい
troublesome.
日本中 にほんじゅう
all over Japan.
〜たって
even if... (colloquial concessive).

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Higuchi blames Haruko for "half-baked Japanese"

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Higuchi turns on Haruko, claiming that her school teaches half-baked Japanese, and asks whether she, as a teacher, isn't ashamed.
  1. 樋口

    Other places use the same kind of manual as we do. Ah...

  2. 樋口/ハルコ

    Isn't it your teaching that's bad? — Huh?

  3. 樋口

    Isn't it because you taught them half-baked Japanese?

  4. ダイアナ/ハルコ

    I hate wrong Japanese! — Diana, step back!

  5. ハルコ

    The ones who taught half-baked Japanese are you people, aren't they!!

  6. 樋口

    You've had a foreigner point out your mistake, you know?

  7. 樋口

    Aren't you ashamed as a Japanese person!?

  8. 樋口

    If you don't like it, I don't mind if you quit.

Speaking notes

おたく

おたく = you (at your place)

「おたく(お宅)」 = the other party's home or organization, used as "you (over there)." It is mostly used with people you aren't close to and want to keep at a distance:
• The manager's 「おたくの教え方」 = the way you people teach
• Unlike 「あなた」, 「おたく」 has a "workplace to workplace" flavor and carries a slight sarcasm.
(The homophone 「オタク」 = "otaku" is a completely different word.)

〜んじゃないの

〜んじゃないの = isn't it that...? (accusing)

「悪いんじゃないの?」 = "isn't that your fault?" The manager uses question form, but in effect pushes the blame onto the other side.
「〜からじゃないの?」 works the same way: 「〜からではないか」 = "isn't it because...?", with the arbitrary certainty of "I bet that's it."
This type of sentence is called a rhetorical question: it looks like asking, but it is passing judgment. Haruko's counterattack uses the same pattern: 「〜そっちの方でしょ!!」 — she fights back with the opponent's own weapon.

辞めてもらって構わない

辞めてもらって構わない = I don't mind if you quit

「辞めてもらって構わない」 = "it's fine with me if you quit (if you're unhappy)." 【Giving and receiving verbs】
• 「辞めてもらう」 = (I) have you leave: the subject is the employer, and what he "asks" the other to do is something favorable or acceptable to himself
This is a euphemism for firing in Japanese workplaces: instead of saying 「クビだ」 directly, one says 「辞めてもらう」.
「構わない」 = don't mind, don't care; with 「んだぞ」 added, it becomes a condescending final ultimatum.

Key vocabulary

おたく お宅
you (over there), your side.
指摘 してき
to point out (a mistake).
引っ込む ひっこむ
to step back, to retreat.
恥ずかしい はずかしい
embarrassing, shameful.
構わない かまわない
not minding, doesn't matter.

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Haruko quits on Diana's behalf

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Pushed past her limit, Haruko blurts out that they will quit first. Higuchi tells them to go home and never come back.
  1. ハルコ

    You don't have to tell us that,

  2. ハルコ

    we're quitting on our own! A place like this!

  3. 樋口

    Get out! Don't ever come back.

  4. ハルコ/生徒

    Manager! — Diana, you don't have to put up with it.

  5. ハルコ/ダイアナ

    Let's go home... okay! — I didn't say I'm quitting...

  6. ハルコ

    Huh!?

  7. ジャック

    Diana just wanted to give her opinion, didn't she...

  8. ハルコ

    Haruko, you idiot~...

Speaking notes

言われなくったって

言われなくったって = even if you don't tell me

「言われなくったって」 = "even if you didn't say so (I would...)." 「〜なくったって」 is the emphatic colloquial form of 「〜なくても」.
• 「言われなくたってわかってる」 = I know that without being told
Here Haruko is so angry that she jumps ahead and "quits" on Diana's behalf, using 「辞めてやるわよ」, where 「〜てやる」 = "I'll do it, just to spite you" (a confrontational giving verb).

我慢しなくていい

我慢しなくていい = you don't have to put up with it

「我慢しなくていいよ」 = "you don't have to bear it." 「〜なくていい」 means "it's fine not to...".

単に〜だけ

単に〜だけ = merely, only

「単に意見をしたかっただけ」 = "she just wanted to give her opinion." 「単に」 and 「だけ」 are used together as a double limitation, meaning "there was no other intention whatsoever."
Jack speaks with 「〜だけなのでは…」 ("isn't it just...?"), gently offering a view.

Key vocabulary

辞める やめる
to quit.
我慢 がまん
patience; to put up with.
意見 いけん
opinion.
二度と にどと
(not) ever again.
帰る かえる
to go home.

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Takasu scolds Haruko

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Back at school, Takasu rages at Haruko for charging ahead alone and getting a part-timer who never meant to quit fired. Haruko protests that they treated her like a fool.
  1. 鷹栖

    Are you an idiot!? Charging ahead all by yourself,

  2. 鷹栖/ハルコ

    you made a part-timer who had no intention of quitting leave! — But!

  3. ハルコ

    They looked down on us by saying our teaching is bad!

  4. 鷹栖

    What pride could a rookie like you have?

  5. 鷹栖

    You don't even know keigo properly!

  6. ハルコ

    I do know it! I just rarely use it!

  7. 鷹栖

    Don't brag about that! Don't make any more unnecessary trouble.

Speaking notes

ろくに知らないくせに

ろくに知らないくせに = even though you hardly know it

「AくせにB」 = "even though A, you B." It is used to reproach someone for inconsistency, with strong contempt:
• 「知らないくせに偉そうに」 = acting high and mighty when you don't even know
• 「ろくに〜ない」 = not properly doing... (「ろくに」 must be followed by a negative)
Takasu hits the mark: in the restaurant Haruko criticized the manager's keigo on Diana's behalf, yet hasn't fully learned keigo herself.

辞めさせて

辞めさせて = made (someone) quit

「辞めさせる」 = to make (someone) quit, formed from the causative of 「辞める」.
Takasu's 「辞めるつもりのないバイト、辞めさせて!」 uses the causative of "quit" to point at Haruko's responsibility: Diana didn't quit by herself; you made her quit.
• 辞めた: quit on one's own
• 辞めさせた: was forced or driven to leave
With a change in grammar, the attribution of responsibility changes completely.

威張るな

威張る = to throw one's weight around, to brag

「威張る」 = to act important, to be arrogant. Haruko says 「知ってます!滅多に使わないだけです!」, turning "I can't" into "I rarely use it," and Takasu cuts off her excuse with 「威張るな」.
「そこ」 means "that point (the thing you're bragging about)".
Note how he ends: 「余計なことするなよ」 — 「余計」 = unnecessary.

Key vocabulary

突っ走る つっぱしる
to charge ahead alone.
プライド
pride.
ろくに
(followed by negative) properly.
威張る いばる
to swagger, to act self-important.
余計 よけい
unnecessary, superfluous.

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Why teachers can't find part-time jobs for students

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Unconvinced, Haruko says a part-time job is easy to find if you look. Shibuya tells her that, by the rules, a teacher is not allowed to arrange part-time jobs for students.
  1. ハルコ

    What do you mean, unnecessary trouble?

  2. 渋谷

    It's a rule that teachers are not allowed to arrange part-time jobs for students.

  3. ハルコ

    Arrange or not, a part-time job, if you just look,

  4. ハルコ/鷹栖

    there's plenty of them, isn't there? — There aren't!

  5. 鷹栖

    On top of their not being fluent in Japanese, there are things like cultural differences, you see.

  6. 鷹栖

    If possible, it would have been better if she hadn't quit.

Speaking notes

斡旋

斡旋 = to mediate, to arrange

「斡旋(あっせん)」 = to act as an intermediary, to arrange. It is mainly used in formal contexts such as jobs and dispute mediation:
• 「就職を斡旋する」 = to arrange a job
• 「斡旋業者」 = an agency, a broker
Shibuya uses the regulation-style 「〜ことになっている」 ("it is set that..."): not "I think it's not allowed," but "the system stipulates it."

探せばいくらだってある

いくらだってある = there are plenty

「いくらだってある」 = "there's any amount of them." 「いくら」 + 「だって」 = "any quantity", stressing an unlimited amount.

〜上に

〜上に = on top of that

「AうえにB」 = "not only A, but also B" (piling up). It is mostly used for stacking negative or positive factors:
• 「雨の上に風も強い」 = rain, and on top of that a strong wind
「〜とかがあってさ」 is a colloquial way of listing without being exhaustive: "things like cultural differences."

Key vocabulary

斡旋 あっせん
introduction, arrangement.
不自由 ふじゆう
not free; not fluent.
文化 ぶんか
culture.
〜上に 〜うえに
on top of that.
いくらだって
plenty, as many as you like.

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