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（ユズヒコ）あむっ
（柚子）啊呜
(Yuzuhiko) *munch*
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（ユズヒコ）あっ
（柚子）啊
(Yuzuhiko) Ah
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（母）あっ ごめん
（母）啊，抱歉
(Mom) Oh, sorry.
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待って 今 新しいの出すから
等等，我现在就拿新的出来。
Wait, I'll get a new one out now.
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（みかん）ああっ お母さん それ 反対だって
（蜜柑）啊啊，妈妈，那个反了啦。
(Mikan) Aah, Mom, that's the wrong way.
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（母）ん？ なあに？
（母）嗯？什么？
(Mom) Hmm? What is it?
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開かないねえ
打不开呢。
It won't open.
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（みかん）だから そこに “あけぐち”って矢印あるでしょ
（蜜柑）都说了那里有个“开封口”的箭头吧。
(Mikan) I told you, there's an arrow that says "opening" right there.
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（みかん） そっちから開けるんだってば
（蜜柑）要从那边开啦。
(Mikan) You're supposed to open it from there.
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あらっ
哎呀。
Oh.
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（母）んっ んっ んっ！
（母）嗯！嗯！嗯！
(Mom) *grunting*
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（母）ん～っ
（母）嗯～！
(Mom) Mmmph!
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（みかん）あ～あ～
（蜜柑）啊～啊～
(Mikan) Oh, no~
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（みかん）うわっ
（蜜柑）哇！
(Mikan) Whoa!
（ユズヒコ）あっ
（柚子）啊！
(Yuzuhiko) Ah!
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ああ～
啊啊～
Aah~
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こりゃま 何だろうねえ
这下可，怎么说呢。
Well now, what's this?
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（みかん）もう だから 逆から開けるとダメなんだってば
（蜜柑）真是的，都说了从反面开不行啦。
(Mikan) Honestly, I told you it's no good if you open it from the wrong side.
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そんなことないわよ
才没那回事。
That's not true.
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お母さんだって ちゃんと矢印のほうから—
妈妈我也有好好地从箭头那边—
Even I have properly opened it from the arrow side before.
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開けたこともあるもの
打开过啊。
(...continuing)
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だけど なんでか いつも こうなっちゃうんだよねえ
但不知为何，每次都会变成这样呢。
But for some reason, it always ends up like this.
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普通にやれば簡単に開くのに
明明普普通通地就能简单打开。
It opens easily if you just do it normally.
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（母）ん？
（母）嗯？
(Mom) Hmm?
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今は 何でも 開けやすくなってるんだよ
现在的东西都做得很容易打开。
Everything is made to be easy to open these days.
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よく見て そのとおり—
你仔细看，然后照着—
If you look closely and carefully—
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丁寧にやればいいように 出来てるんだからさあ
小心地去做，就是这么设计的嘛。
do it just as it shows, it's made to work.
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ねっ
对吧。
Right?
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お母さんは やり方が雑なんだよ
是老妈你的做法太粗暴了。
It's that your way of doing things is sloppy, Mom.
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（ビニールが伸びる音）
（塑料拉伸声）
(Sound of plastic stretching)
（みかん）んっ？
（蜜柑）嗯？
(Mikan) Huh?
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（みかん）うわあっ また そんなことして…
（蜜柑）哇啊，又做那种事…
(Mikan) Whoa, you're doing that again...
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（母）んっ！
（母）嗯！
(Mom) Hmph!
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（母）ペッ
（母）呸。
(Mom) *spit*
（みかん）うわっ
（蜜柑）哇！
(Mikan) Ugh!
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なあに？
干嘛？
What is it?
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もう だから…
真是的，所以说…。
Honestly, that's why...
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ほら ここに“取出口”って 矢印あるでしょ
你看，这里不是有“取出口”的箭头吗。
Look, there's an arrow here that says "dispenser."
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（みかん） この点線に沿って開ければ… ねっ
（蜜柑）沿着这条虚线打开的话…看吧。
(Mikan) If you open it along this dotted line... see?
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（みかん）１枚ずつ ゴミ袋が 取り出せるように出来てんだよ
（蜜柑）就是设计成可以一张张取出垃圾袋的。
(Mikan) It's made so you can take out the garbage bags one by one.
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フンッ
哼。
Hmph.
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お母さんだって それぐらい知ってるよ
妈妈我这点事还是知道的。
Even I know that much.
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だけど 全部 一度に 引っ張り出しちゃったときは—
但是，要是一次全扯出来了—
But when you pull them all out at once—
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どうするの？
怎么办？
what do you do?
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こ～んな ちっちゃな穴じゃ 元に戻すの大変だよ
这么小的洞，要塞回去可费劲了。
It's hard to put them back in through such a tiny hole.
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無理やり押し込んだら—
硬塞进去的话—
If you force them in—
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袋の中 グチャグチャになっちゃうしさ
袋子里就乱成一团了。
the inside of the bag gets all messed up.
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なんで 全部 一度に引っ張り出すの
那为什么要一次全扯出来啊。
Why do you pull them all out at once?
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そうならないように こうして—
就是为了不那样才这样—
It's made this way so that doesn't happen—
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わざわざ １枚ずつ 取り出せるようにしてあるんでしょ
特意设计成能一张张取出来的吧。
it's deliberately made so you can take them out one by one.
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見てよ
你看啊。
Look.
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それ ちゃんとやらないから うちの引き出し—
就是因为不弄好，我们家的抽屉—
Because you don't do it properly, our drawer—
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いっつも ゴミ袋で グチャグチャなんだよ！
总是被垃圾袋弄得乱七八糟的！
is always a mess with garbage bags!
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細かいこと いちいち うるさい子だね
真是个为点小事就吵个不停的孩子。
You're such a noisy kid over every little thing.
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あっ
啊。
Ah.
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（ユズヒコ）ハア
（柚子）唉。
(Yuzuhiko) *Sigh*
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ほ～ら 誰も あんたみたいに 文句 言わないじゃないの
你～看，谁都不像你一样抱怨。
See~? No one complains like you do.
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うっ… うちは特別だって
唔…我们家是特别的。
Ugh... our family is special.
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（母）よっこらしょと
（母）嘿咻。
(Mom) *Heave-ho*
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ああ みかん 帰ってたの？
哦，蜜柑，你回来了？
Oh, Mikan, you're home?
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これ まーた お母さんでしょ
这个又是老妈你干的吧。
Mom, you did this again, didn't you?
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なんで 上から開けちゃうの？
为什么从上面打开？
Why do you open it from the top?
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（母）えっ？
（母）欸？
(Mom) Huh?
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（みかん）ほら ここにちゃんと “OPEN”って矢印付いてるでしょ
（蜜柑）你看，这里不是好好地标着“OPEN”的箭头吗。
(Mikan) Look, there's an arrow here that clearly says "OPEN."
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フンッ まーた 矢印の話かい しつこいねえ
哼，又说箭头的事，真烦人。
Hmph, talking about the arrow again? You're so persistent.
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何度 言っても 分かんないから 言ってるの！
就是因为说多少遍你都不懂我才说的！
I'm saying it because you don't get it no matter how many times I tell you!
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ここをこうして引っ張ると きれいに開くように出来てんの
像这样拉这里，就是设计成能漂亮地打开的。
If you pull here like this, it's made to open cleanly.
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ありゃま
哎呀呀。
Oh, my.
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開けやすいように ちゃんと切れ目が付いてるのに
为了方便打开，明明好好地做了切口。
Even though there's a proper perforation to make it easy to open.
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なんで わざわざ ビリビリに破くかな
为什么非要把它撕得破破烂烂呢。
Why do you have to go out of your way to rip it to shreds?
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ああっ こりゃダメだ
啊啊，这下不行了。
Aah, this is no good.
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えっ？
欸？
Huh?
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こんなとこ開けたら 洗濯ばさみで留めらんないもの
从这种地方打开，就没法用晾衣夹夹住了。
If you open it here, you can't close it with a clothespin.
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中身が しけっちゃうよ
里面的东西会受潮的。
The contents will get stale.
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んん？
嗯嗯？
Mmm?
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んっ！
嗯！
Hmph!
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ああ お母さん 言ってるそばから これだもん
啊啊，妈妈，话音未落就来这个。
Aah, Mom, you do this right after I tell you.
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なに！
干嘛！
What!
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ちゃんと見てよ
你好好看看啊。
Look properly.
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ここに 点線 入ってるでしょ
这里不是有虚线吗。
There's a dotted line here, see?
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この点線どおりに 切っていけば… ねっ
沿着这条虚线剪开的话…看吧。
If you cut along this dotted line... see?
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きれいに開くように なってるんだってば
就是设计成能漂亮地打开的啦。
It's made to open cleanly.
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（母）いいじゃないの
（母）有什么关系嘛。
(Mom) What's the big deal?
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誰に迷惑かけるわけじゃなし
又没给谁添麻烦。
It's not like it's bothering anyone.
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（みかん）えっ…
（蜜柑）欸…
(Mikan) Huh...
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なんで そう雑なのかな？
为什么就那么粗暴呢？
Why are you so sloppy?
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まず よく見て 考えてから行動するんだよ
要先好好看，思考之后再行动。
First you look carefully, think, and then act.
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お母さんは何も考えないで—
妈妈你什么都不想—
You don't think at all, Mom—
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いきなりやっちゃうから ダメなんだよ
就直接上手了，所以才不行。
you just do things impulsively, that's why it's no good.
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（みかん）ポテトチップの袋だって いいかげんに縦に裂くから—
（蜜柑）薯片袋也是，随随便便就竖着撕开—
(Mikan) Even potato chip bags, you just carelessly rip them open vertically—
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み～んな しけっちゃうし
结果全～都受潮了。
and then they all get stale.
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あれ 大変なんだよ
那个很麻烦的。
That's a real pain.
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開けたら 全部 食べきらなきゃいけないから
因为一打开就必须全部吃完。
Because once you open it, you have to eat the whole thing.
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全部 食べなくていいんだって
不用全部吃完的啦。
You don't have to eat it all.
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丁寧に上の部分だけ ちょこっと開ければ…
只要小心地只把上面撕开一点点…。
If you just carefully open a little bit at the top...
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（みかん）こうやって
（蜜柑）像这样。
(Mikan) Like this.
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う～ん
嗯～
Mmm.
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（みかん）焼きのりも—
（蜜柑）烤海苔也是—
(Mikan) The roasted nori, too—
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スパゲッティも—
意大利面也是—
the spaghetti—
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菓子パンも—
点心面包也是—
the sweet buns—
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小麦粉も み～んな 袋 ビリビリに破いちゃうから
面粉也是，全～都把袋子撕得破破烂烂的。
and the flour, you rip a~ll the bags to shreds.
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ほら 見てよ
你看。
Look.
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（みかん）必ず もう１枚 別の袋に入れなきゃなんないし
（蜜柑）结果每次都必须再另外套一个袋子。
(Mikan) You always have to put it in another, separate bag.
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あらら
哎呀呀。
Oh, dear.
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あたしのＣＤケースだって…
我的CD盒也是…。
And my CD case...
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（母）んっ？
（母）嗯？
(Mom) Huh?
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う～ん
嗯～
Mmm.
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んん？
嗯嗯？
Mmm?
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ふっ！
呼！
Hmph!
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んっ ん～んっ！ んん～っ！
嗯，嗯～嗯！嗯嗯～！
*straining noises*
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（割れる音）
（碎裂声）
(Cracking sound)
（母）ありゃま
（母）哎呀呀。
(Mom) Oh my.
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（みかん） 力任せに開けて割っちゃうし
（蜜柑）用蛮力打开结果弄碎了。
(Mikan) And you break it by forcing it open.
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そんな ずっと前のこと…
那么久以前的事…。
That was so long ago...
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居間にあった あたしのビデオだって…
放在客厅的我的录像带也是…。
And my videotape that was in the living room...
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（母）んっ んっ
（母）嗯，嗯。
(Mom) *grunts*
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んん…
嗯嗯…。
Mmm...
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んん？
嗯嗯？
Mmm?
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（女性）はい 皆様 楽ちんダイエットへようこそ
（女性）好的各位，欢迎来到轻松减肥。
(Woman) Yes everyone, welcome to Easy Peasy Diet.
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（みかん）ただいまー
（蜜柑）我回来了—
(Mikan) I'm ho-ome.
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うわっ
哇！
Whoa!
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（母の焦る声）
（母亲焦急的声音）
(Mom's flustered voice)
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ふっ！ うっ
呼！唔！
Hah! Ugh!
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ありゃま
哎呀呀。
Oh dear.
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（みかん）テープ 無理やり 引っ張り出そうとして 壊しちゃうし
（蜜柑）硬要把磁带扯出来结果弄坏了。
(Mikan) And you broke it by trying to force the tape out.
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言いたかないけど—
虽然我不想说—
I don't want to say it, but—
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こういうのって 生き方そのものに 通じると思うんだよね
我觉得这种事关系到生活方式本身。
I think this kind of thing connects to one's entire way of life.
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思慮深い人っていうのは ふだんから何でも丁寧にやるし—
深思熟虑的人，平时不管做什么都很细致—
A thoughtful person is careful with everything they do, and—
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人生だって 丁寧に生きるっていうかさあ
人生也会过得很细致，怎么说呢。
they live their lives carefully, you know?
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（みかん） そういう人は お母さんみたいに—
（蜜柑）那样的人，不会像妈妈一样—
(Mikan) People like that don't—like Mom—
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駅の階段 左側通行のとこ 右側歩いたりしないんだよ
在车站楼梯要求靠左行的地方走右边。
walk on the right side of the station stairs when you're supposed to keep left.
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（みかん）みんな ルールを ちゃんと守って生きてるんだから
（蜜柑）大家都是好好遵守规则活着的。
(Mikan) Everyone lives by following the rules properly.
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（みかん）分かる？
（蜜柑）懂吗？
(Mikan) Understand?
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（母）あー はいはい 分かった 分かった
（母）啊—是是是，知道了知道了。
(Mom) Oh, yes, yes, I get it, I get it.
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（母の鼻歌）
（母亲的哼歌声）
(Mom humming)
（みかん）ハア ハア ハア ハア
（蜜柑）哈，哈，哈，哈
(Mikan) *Pant, pant, pant, pant*
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（笑い声）
（笑声）
(Laughter)
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（母）…ってね 娘が言うのよ フフフフッ
（母）…就这样，我女儿说的哦，呵呵呵呵。
(Mom) ...is what my daughter says, heheheh.
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（水島みずしま）あたくしも どこが あけぐちかなんて—
（水岛）我也是，哪里是开口什么的—
(Mizushima) I'm the type who doesn't bother looking for where the opening is either.
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いちいち見ないほうだわよ
才不会一个个去看呢。
(...continuing)
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あっ
啊。
Ah.
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（水島）大体 そんなもの 中身が出りゃいいんだもの
（水岛）那种东西，只要里面的能出来就行了嘛。
(Mizushima) I mean, as long as the contents come out, it's fine.
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そうよねえ
就是啊。
That's right.
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んん～っ！
嗯嗯～！
Mmmph!
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んっ
嗯！
Ngh!
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あっ
啊。
Ah.
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（母）中身が出りゃいいのよねえ
（母）只要里面的能出来就行了嘛。
(Mom) As long as the contents come out, it's fine.
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（戸山とやま）おお～
（户山）哦哦～
(Toyama) Ooh~
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あら 戸山さん
哎呀，户山太太。
Oh, Toyama-san.
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まだ セロハンの縁 見つからないの？
还没找到透明胶的开口吗？
Still can't find the edge of the cellophane tape?
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どこにもないのよ
哪儿都找不到。
It's nowhere to be found.
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（戸山）えい もう引っこ抜いちゃえ
（户山）诶，干脆直接拔掉算了。
(Toyama) Ugh, I'll just pull it out.
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（水島・母）あ～あ～あ～
（水岛・母）啊～啊～啊～
(Mizushima & Mom) Ah~ ah~ ah~
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そうそう 縁が見つからないと言えば…
对对，说到找不到边…。
Right, right, speaking of not finding the edge...
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（戸山・水島）んっ？
（户山・水岛）嗯？
(Toyama & Mizushima) Hmm?
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ないわね これ 縁が…
没有呢，这个，边…。
It's not here, this edge...
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（母）ん～っ
（母）嗯～！
(Mom) Mmph!
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な～んてやってて いつまでも お尻拭けないことあるわよ
就这么弄啊弄的，结果一直都擦不了屁股。
You can spend forever doing that and never get to wipe your bottom.
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バカねえ
真笨。
How silly.
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そんなことしてるあいだに 乾いてしまうじゃない
这么磨蹭下去，都干掉了啦。
While you're doing that, it'll dry up.
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（戸山・母）あっ
（户山・母）啊。
(Toyama & Mom) Ah.
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ウフッ
呵呵。
Ufufu.
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アッハハハッ
啊哈哈哈哈！
Ahahahaha!
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（母）イヤだ 水島さんったら ハハッ
（母）讨厌啦，水岛太太，哈哈。
(Mom) Oh, stop it, Mizushima-san, haha!
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（母たちの笑い声）
（妈妈们的笑声）
(Mothers' laughter)
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全然 分かってないじゃん
完全没搞懂嘛。
They don't get it at all.